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OMG...It has been so long since my last journal. OK, here are my NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS for year 2005, hopefully it is not too late to start.
- Move up with higher posistion by the end of the 2005. I'm talking about promote to a Project Manager. It might be a challenge, but it will be my TOP PRIORITY of this New Year.
- Save enough $$$ for down payment on my house. Priority #2
- Be in good shape both physically and mentally.
- Kick J.Y.'s ass in B-Ball...Hahahahahaha, LOL.
- Last but not least: WORK HARD AND PLAY HARD!!!
My #1 Goal is to make 6 figures and more ASAP.
. People nowaday can never be satisfied with what you have. Just like me.
Peace out guys. - Move up with higher posistion by the end of the 2005. I'm talking about promote to a Project Manager. It might be a challenge, but it will be my TOP PRIORITY of this New Year.
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Hahaha, it is so funny, do I really look like a kung fu master? Help me out guys, what you think?
I am Kung Fu Master.
I like to be in control of myself. I dislike crowds, especially crowds containing people trying to kill me. Even though I always win, I prefer to avoid fights if possible.
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Wow, it has been a while since my last update. This past weekend was a blast, despite that my gf didn't go with us to the Dells......which was kinda disappointing for me
(but don't worry, I will take you with us the next time when we planned to go to the Dells again). In addition to that, we have 2 ppl ditch us
, one is Captain HA, and the other one, you can guess who it is........hahaha, surprise, it is GAY BEAR. Ok anyway, here are the breakdown of wat we did in Wisconsin Dells...............
Friday: Left home around 11 something, and arrive to the hotel around 2ish or so. We all (Turtle, babyg, GenXY2, LL, and C.H.) decided to drive around (since DimSum and his gf will not arrive till 7) and finally decide to go to this place called MT. OLYMPUS, which ppl there called the largest go cart and roller coaster complex, which the go cart might be true, but not the roller coaster
. Since the tickets are not cheap, we have decided to go on every single rides, which we did, the best part was the go cart racing, since you can get all the angers out by passing and cutting thru other ppl. Hahaha, I guess I was the best, puwahahahaha.....LOL, especially kicking GenXY2's big fat A$$........LOL.
Saturday: Went to Noah's Ark, this place is FUNNNNNNNNN. It was quite cold at the beginning, but after we went on to the rides, it got warmer. I guess 2 of the best rides are the "Point of No Return" and "Sting Ray". Hahaha, C.H. chicken out on the Point of No Return, and babyg, and LL only went on once, and give up afterwards, and for me, Turtle, and GenXY2, we went on twice, because it was very fun and exciting. As for DimSum and his gf, they don't want to go with us.......and their excuse was "temperatur is too cold).....but I can understand why, b/c they want to be alone together......Wow, how LOVELY
. Later at night, we went to this place call Top Secret, this place was alright, but guess what C.H. was scared while we were in there, hahahah, LOL......
P.S.!!! One comment for GenXY2, please do not pretend you are not scared when you are actually afraid, LOL..........just a hint if you guys don't know what is going on....... GenXY2 has stomach cramp after going to those water rides.............hahahahah
Sunday: Last day at the Dells, we went to downtown dells and Turtle suggest to go to that 3D Alien place, which suck like crap, does not even worth a penny.......
. But on the other hand, Ripley Believe or Not is actually a very cool place to go. It has tons of weired stuffs that you never seen before. It will be a long story if I try to explain in here, so I let you guys to explore the place yourself, the next if you guys have a chance to visit. Last we went to the Winsconsin Duck, which was alright.....Anyway.......this is it folks.........
One more thing before I quit, is that Gay Bear, you go to HELLLLLLLLLLL, bastard
, you ditch us, which was fine with us, but how dare you curse us to have rain during our trip. But oh well, you Bioooooooooooooootch, our 3 days turned out very great. Hopefully everyone who were there at the Dells enjoy it too.
Something for everyone to enjoy, it is funny Olympic Primier.
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Brief ReCap of PastWeekend:
Saturaday: Play B-Ball in the morning. It was fun, my shots are going in just fine. But as for "gay bear", OMG
he just suck like S*&t that day. Making 0 for 9 shots. My suggestion for "gay bear" is "please practice your shooting again." Don't embarass your self hahaha, LOL, u know that I'm just kidding. After balling, I went home and paint my backyard. Around 4 something, I went pick up MM to go to her friend's wedding. We were late to the wedding, I felt kinda bad. But oh well, it is over right. The wedding was fun, because I get to see my old friends from NIU and glad that everyone has a job.
Sunday: Went to Mitsuwa, and buy some food for the afternoon bbq. Again, we have a group of friends who have not get together for so long. Especially friends that we met since high school, which is great. The bbq turned out good
. Hopefully everyone enjoyed it. Later, we went to play sand volleyball, OMG it was very fun. I asked MM to play, but MM refuse, b/c she doesn't know how to play. Next time, I will have her to play with us. We played a total of 5 games, guess what...Captain HA's lost 4 games. Therefore, we took the series 4 to 1. My lovely suggestion for Captain HA is that her team needs more pratice, but still, no matter how hard her team practice, hahaha, our team can still kick Captain HA's team
. hahaha, LOL, you know that I'm just kidding around. But best of all, is that everyone enjoy the fun. Which is GREAT.........
That is all folks.............................
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